Incestuous ballerinas, here I come!

I just received notice that the library is holding "Flowers in the Attic" for me.

Oh dear, I've had this problem before.

I am committed to the respectability and reputation of Madame Bovary...but I am now going to be tempted by the salacious indulgence of Flowers.

I'm not very good at avoiding salacious indulgences.